Saturday, December 24, 2011

The Finale~

Yes, the eve is upon us. There are parties to attend, family functions to be had, and drinks to soften the blow.  And let us not forget the presents from drawing names out of a hat.
You my friends, stay warm and safe this Eve of Christmas!

Christmas Vacation~ Clark~ Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. 

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